You are about to witness the extent of my cricket knowledge

Ladies and gentlemen, the word for the day is “chap-hop” – this is rap as done by upper-crust British elite gentlemen. Do you ever find yourself mourning the fact that rap and hip-hop don’t spend enough time discussing high tea and cricket and the Queen’s English? Well of course you do. It is the lament of the age.

But the chaps are here to answer the call! Enjoy, for instance, “Straight Outta Surrey” by Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer:

Too right! And get thee to the tobacconist in time to enjoy “Let Me Smoke My Pipe”:

Finally, time for a nice cuppa. Here’s Professor Elemental with “Cup of Brown Joy”: